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Almost Celibate
"I'm finished with Judi!" Jon exclaimed to his friend. "She broke down and told me she was bisexual. Who the hell wants to screw just twice a year?"
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Play it Again
Q: My son asked me what it was like to be married.
A: I deleted all the music off his iPod except one song.
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Wife to a Fortuneteller
A woman visits a fortuneteller who tells her, "Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year." Visibly shaken, the woman takes a few deep breaths, steadies her voice and asks, "Will I be acquitted?"
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