Homie Hopping

There are some girls that like to do something called "homie hopping" and homie hopping is basically a girl dates a guy and then she ends up trying to get with his friends, and then she gets with someone new, then jumps to his other friends, and so on. Guys have this and it's called "testing the waters."

Pathetic

You're pathetic. Don't believe me? Ask your wife, she might tell you since she probably tells her friends what a dipsh*t you are.

China Earthquake

Authorities in Beijing have advised that the Earthquake felt by millions last night was nothing to worry about.
It was just the start of China's two-child policy.