Father's Day Gift

Q: What should you give a man who has everything?
A: A woman to show him how to work it.

Honeymoon Suite Vibrating

While inspecting their honeymoon suite, the bride discovers a little box attached to the bed. "What's this for?" she asks her husband. "If you put a quarter in," he says, reaching into his pocket, "the bed starts vibrating." "Save your money," she says. "When you're a quarter in, I start vibrating."

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My wife often complains to me when she's drunk. Last night she complained when she was sober.
Non alcoholic whine.