Alaskan Light Bulbs

Q: How many Alaskan men does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Oh, none ... they just have one of their girlfriends do it.

Back To Back Lovemaking

Robinson came home in great excitement and said to his wife, "You'll never believe it, dear, but I've discovered an entirely new position for lovemaking." "Really," said Mrs. Robinson, interested at once. "What is it?" "Back to back." "But that's crazy. We can't do anything back to back." "Yes we can. I've persuaded another couple to help out."

I'm The Boss

The company boss was complaining in a staff meeting that he wasn't getting any respect. Later that morning he went to a local sign shop and bought a small sign that read: " I'm the Boss!" He then taped it to his office door. Later that day when he returned from lunch, he found that someone had taped a note to the sign that said: "Your wife called, she wants her sign back!"