Relationship Jokes

Making Men Fear Marriage

The British had an organization that Americans are now considering adopting. In England, they had a men's club, named Bachelors Anonymous. It was highly successful in making men fear, or even hate, marriage. The club provided a unique way to treat the problem of bachelors wanting to marry. They send over a mother-in-law in her nightgown, hair curlers, and a mud pack.

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Cheating

I've been single for so long now, if I got a girlfriend I'd feel like I was cheating on my hand

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Rejection

My luck with girls is so bad, even the ones I fantasize about just want to be friends

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