Relationship Jokes

Live Forever

A man tells a Rabbi that he has the desire to live forever. "What can I do?"
The Rabbi said: "Go and get married."
"Will I then live forever?" the man asked.
"No, but the desire does go away."

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Widow

Q: What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A: A Widow.

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Trapped Animals

Marriage is the only sport in which the trapped animal has to buy the license

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