Gag Reflex

My dentist reminded me of my wife's sensitive gag reflex. We laughed & laughed. 
Then I remembered that my wife & I have different dentists.

I'll Just Call My Lawyer

As a prank, when the preacher asked at a wedding, "If anyone has good reason why these two should not be married, speak now or forever hold your peace." A pregnant lady stood up and said, "Oh, never mind! I'll just call my lawyer!" It rattled the groom's mother so much that she fainted.

The Conservative with an Earring

A man is at work one day, when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring. The man knows his co-worker to be a conservative guy, and is curious about his sudden change in fashion sense. The man walks up and says, “I didn’t know you were into earrings.” The co-worker responds sheepishly, “Don’t make such a big deal out of this, it’s only an earring.” The man falls silent for a few minutes, but then his curiosity prods him to say, “So how long have you been wearing one?” The co-worker responds, “Ever since my wife found it in my truck!”