Pick Up Line

Q: What's te best pick up line in any state below the Mason-Dixon line?
A: Get in the truck!

The `Way You Say It

 A University of Georgia student was visiting a Yankee relative in Boston over the holidays. He went to a large party and met a pretty co-ed. He was attempting to start up a conversation with the line, "Where does you go to school?" The coed, of course, was not overly impressed with his grammar or southern drawl, but did answer his question. "Yale," she replied. The Georgia student took a big, deep breath and shouted, "WHERE DOES YOU GO TO SCHOOL??"

True Rednecks on Halloween?

Q:  What do true rednecks do on Halloween?
A:  Pump kin.