Redneck Jokes

Redneck Sex Lesson

Ma and Pa are sitting out on the front porch one day. "You know what? Junior's 21. It's time we taught him about sex. Junior, get out here!" Junior runs out. "Junior, I think it's time to teach you about sex." "Sex," says Junior. "What's sex?" "Well," Pa says. "Take off your clothes, Ma." So Ma takes off her clothes. "You see that hole in Ma? Watch this." Pa starts doing it right there on the porch. A little while goes by and Junior's younger brother, Bubba comes out on the porch and asks what's going on. "Ma and Pa are teaching me about sex." "Sex? What's sex?" "See that hole in Pa? Watch this!"

Categories: Jokes about Families , Redneck Jokes , Sex Jokes
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Date Night

Q: What did the redneck say to the mermaid when she asked him on a date?
A: Shore

Categories: Redneck Jokes , Riddles
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Redneck Girl and Dad

Q: What did the redneck girl say when she woke up with her dad on top of her?
A: "Watch it Pa or you'll crush my smokes!"
 

Categories: Redneck Jokes , Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Incest Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Daughter Jokes) , Riddles
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