Top Ten Indicators that a Redneck Has Been Working on Your Computer

10. The monitor is up on blocks.
9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.
8. The six front keys have rotted out.
7. The extra RAM slots have truck parts installed in them.
6. The numeric keypad only goes up to six.
5. The password is "Huntin".
4. The CPU has a gun rack mount.
3. There is a Skoal can in the CD-ROM drive.
2. The keyboard is camouflaged.
1. The mouse is referred to as a "critter".

How Many

Q: How many dicks can a redneck girl take at a time?
A: It depends on how many brothers she has.

Redneck's Last Words

Q:  What are the last words that a redneck usually says before he dies?
A:  "Hey ya'll. Watch this!"