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Six Weeks to Live

A guy goes to see his doctor, and the doctor says, "Well, I'm afraid you have six weeks to live." The guy says, "Oh damn, well what should I do doctor?" The doctor tells him, "You should take a mud bath once a day for the next six weeks," and the guy asks, "Why? Is that supposed to help?" and the doctor says, "No, but it'll get you used to being in the ground."

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Sh-sh-sheets

Q: Where do the Ku Klux Klan buy their sh-sh-sheets?
A: At the k-k-k Mart.

Categories: Racist Jokes , Riddles
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Kim and Hillary

Q: What do Hillary Clinton and Kim Kardashian have in common?
A: They both served under black men.

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