Old Names

Q: What was Morgan Freeman called before the civil war?
A: Morgan.

Black Christmas

Q: What do black people and Christmas lights have in common?
A: Both hang from a tree they're not too bright and only half of them work.

Exchange Rates

I was at my bank today waiting in a short line. There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady, who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated. She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla of yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?" The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations." The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too!"