Piano Uncle

My uncle was a racist piano player, all his work sounded awful because he skipped all the black keys.

Group Photo

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'that's Michael. He's a doctor.'" A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher. She's dead."

New York Yankees

I was walking through Times Square the other day when a black guy came up to me and asked if the Yankees had won... 
...So I said, "Yeah! You're free!!"