Popular Jokes

These jokes are our most popular jokes over the past few months, based on all user feedback. Vote for your favorites today!

Yo Mama - One Person

Yo mama is so fat that when she gets on the scale it says "not more than 1 person please."

Anonymous

Phone Call

"Hi Mom, it's me." "Hi Sally, are you okay? I thought you were with your father at the hardware store, looking for a drill." "Yeah, I was, but I got arrested and they've let me make one phone call, and that's why I'm calling you." "Oh my God, what happened?"
"Oh, I punched this African-American woman in the face." "What on earth . . . Why did you do that?"
"Well, it really wasn't my fault. Dad told me to find a Black and Decker. Mom, I knocked the shit out of her!"

Anonymous

Batman Shopping

Q: What's the difference between a black man and Batman?
A: Batman can go inside a store without Robin.

Anonymous
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