Nicknames of Bill and Hillary Clinton

Bill Clinton Nicknames: 

• McPresident
• Dollar Bill T
• he Bill we'll be paying for years
• Commander-in-thief
• Hillary Rodham the Great Pretender
• Willy the Weasel

 
Hillary Clinton nicknames:

• Wicked witch of the west wing
• Hilla the Hun
• Robbery Hillham 

Obama Golf

During his golfing vacation at Martha's Vineyard, President Obama had been slicing off the tee on every hole. He asked his Scottish caddy if he had noticed any obvious reasons for his poor tee shots, to which the caddy replied: "Aye, there's a piece of shyt on the end of yer driver". The President picked up his driver and cleaned the club face, at which point the caddy said, "No, the other end".

Clinton's Choice

There once was a gal named Lewinsky, Who played music like a Stravinsky. 'Twas "Hail to the Chief" On this flute made of beef, That stole the front page from Kaczynski. Said Bill Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky, "We don't want to leave clues like Kaczynski. Since you look such a mess, Use the hem of your dress, And wipe that goo off of your chinsky." Lewinsky and Clinton have shown, What Kaczynski must surely have known: That an intern is better, Than a bomb in a letter, Given the choice of how to be blown.