Clinton TV Show

Q: Did you hear about Hillary Clinton's new television show?
A: It was going to be called 'The Biggest Loser' but that was taken so she's going with 'The Biggest Liar'.

Top 10 McGreevey Jokes

TOP 10 McGreevey Jokes
10. NJ state bird - swallow.
9. New Jersey Turnpike renamed Hershey Highway.
8. NJ raises terror alert level to lavender.
7. We know he didn't like bush, but this is ridiculous.
6. Now we know why McGreevey enjoyed "polling" so much.
5. What do McGreevey and the Israeli navy have in common? Jewish seamen.
4. NJ DMV now calls rear-end accidents a "mcgreevey".
3. Gives new meaning to "stuffing the ballot box."
2. Post headline: "McGreevey goes down!"
1. It shouldn't take McGreevey long to get out of the governor's mansion - he's already got all his schitt packed!

Nicknames of Bill and Hillary Clinton

Bill Clinton Nicknames: 

• McPresident
• Dollar Bill T
• he Bill we'll be paying for years
• Commander-in-thief
• Hillary Rodham the Great Pretender
• Willy the Weasel

 
Hillary Clinton nicknames:

• Wicked witch of the west wing
• Hilla the Hun
• Robbery Hillham