How Much?

A prostitute on the street was approached by a young man. He asked her how much. She replied $100 for a blow job, $150 for sex, and $250 for a Monica. Knowing what the first two were he was curious about the third so he asked her what a Monica was. She replied, ''I blow you now and screw you later.''

Clinton TV Show

Q: Did you hear about Hillary Clinton's new television show?
A: It was going to be called 'The Biggest Loser' but that was taken so she's going with 'The Biggest Liar'.

Top 10 McGreevey Jokes

TOP 10 McGreevey Jokes
10. NJ state bird - swallow.
9. New Jersey Turnpike renamed Hershey Highway.
8. NJ raises terror alert level to lavender.
7. We know he didn't like bush, but this is ridiculous.
6. Now we know why McGreevey enjoyed "polling" so much.
5. What do McGreevey and the Israeli navy have in common? Jewish seamen.
4. NJ DMV now calls rear-end accidents a "mcgreevey".
3. Gives new meaning to "stuffing the ballot box."
2. Post headline: "McGreevey goes down!"
1. It shouldn't take McGreevey long to get out of the governor's mansion - he's already got all his schitt packed!