Clinton's Secret Box

Back when Bill Clinton and Hillary got married Bill told her, "There's one thing I want you to know. There's a box under my bed, and I don't want you to look in it until I die." Hillary agreed to this but, over the years, the curiosity got the better of her, and she finally looked in it.  She found three beer cans and 1.5 million dollars in cash. When she asked Bill what the beer cans were for, he replied, "Well, those are for all the times I've cheated on you." Hillary said, "Well, that's not bad after all these years, you being a politician, and traveling and all." She was about to leave, but then she said, "Hey, Bill, what about the 1.5 million dollars?" Bill replied, "That's for all the times the box got full and I had to cash the cans in."

Clinton's Favorite Browser

Q: What is Bill Clinton's favorite web browser?
A: Microsoft Intern Exploiter

Reward for Saving Obama

One day President Obama fell off a bridge and was saved by three young boys. Obama thanked them and said he'd give them all one thing in the whole world. The first boy asked for a trip to Disney Land and vuala... that summer he was in Disney Land. The second boy asked for a pair of Nike Shocks and sure enough the next day he was wearing a pair of Nike's. The third boy asked for a wheel chair with a plasma TV, cup holders and hydrolics. Obama, looking puzzled at the boy, asked why he wanted a tricked out wheel chair because he didn't look disabled. The young boy replied, "I will be after my father finds out that I saved you."