Light Bulb - Kennedy

Q: How many Kennedy's does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, at least until we get some corroborating witnesses.

Clinton TV Show

Q: Did you hear about Hillary Clinton's new television show?
A: It was going to be called 'The Biggest Loser' but that was taken so she's going with 'The Biggest Liar'.

George Bush's Literacy Push

It's finally come out why George W. is pushing childhood literacy. He wants America's children to be better off than he is.