Political Jokes

How Much?

A prostitute on the street was approached by a young man. He asked her how much. She replied $100 for a blow job, $150 for sex, and $250 for a Monica. Knowing what the first two were he was curious about the third so he asked her what a Monica was. She replied, ''I blow you now and screw you later.''

Anonymous

Gore And Pantyhose

Q: What do Gore and Pantyhose have in common?
A: They both irritate Bush.

Anonymous

Light Bulb - Kennedy

Q: How many Kennedy's does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, at least until we get some corroborating witnesses.

Anonymous
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