Top 10 McGreevey Jokes

TOP 10 McGreevey Jokes
10. NJ state bird - swallow.
9. New Jersey Turnpike renamed Hershey Highway.
8. NJ raises terror alert level to lavender.
7. We know he didn't like bush, but this is ridiculous.
6. Now we know why McGreevey enjoyed "polling" so much.
5. What do McGreevey and the Israeli navy have in common? Jewish seamen.
4. NJ DMV now calls rear-end accidents a "mcgreevey".
3. Gives new meaning to "stuffing the ballot box."
2. Post headline: "McGreevey goes down!"
1. It shouldn't take McGreevey long to get out of the governor's mansion - he's already got all his schitt packed!

George W. Bush and Company

G. W. Bush was very depressed that people were saying he is stupid. So he calls his good friend Queen Elizabeth, who says, "Now George, what you need to do is to surround yourself with smart people. Let me show you." She conference calls Tony Blair in and asks, "Tony, your parents had a baby. It isn't your sister and it isn't your brother. Who is it?" Tony Blair replies, "It's me!" and hangs up. G.W. Bush then calls Dick Cheney and says, "Dick, your parents had a baby. It isn't your sister and it isn't your brother. Who is it?" And Cheney says, "Wow, that's a tough one. Let me get back to you." So Cheney calls Colin Powell and says, "Colin, your parents had a baby. It isn't your sister and it isn't your brother. Who is it?" And Colin Powell says, "It's me!" So Cheney calls Bush and says, "It's Colin Powell." And Bush says, "No, you idiot! It's Tony Blair!"

Lincoln Booty Call - Beard

Let me know if my beard tickles.