Political Jokes

2021 Warning

2020 ain't shit. Wait till 2021 pops off with a civil war and all you gun haters have to defend your house with a spatula and a dildo.

Categories: Political Jokes (About Democrats)
Anonymous

Hooker's Two Cents

One day Bill Clinton decides to go on a jog. While jogging he sees a hooker on the street corner and she says "Five bucks for a blowjob." Bill says, "I'll give you two dollars." The hooker says no and Bill shrugs and continues jogging. The next day he goes for another jog and sees the same hooker. Again she says "Five bucks for a blowjob," but Bill says "no, $2." She says no and Bill laughs and keeps jogging. The next day, Hillary goes with Bill on his jog and he passes hooker once again. The hooker looks over at Hillary and says, "You see what you get for two bucks?"

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Sex Jokes (Prostitute Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Denied Sex Jokes) , Political Jokes
Anonymous

Malware Alert!

If you get an email with the subject line, "NUDE PHOTO OF HILLARY CLINTON,"  for goodness sake DON'T OPEN IT.
It contains a nude photo of Hillary Clinton.

Categories: Political Jokes (About Democrats)
Anonymous
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