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Monica Back in the News
AP - Monica Lewinsky, in a statement released today, "I have had enough. This whole experience has left a bitter taste in my mouth, and I can't stomach any more. I feel as if I am getting the shaft, that this ugly matter has come to a head and blown up in my face." "This may be a load to handle, but when things are hard, that is when I am at my best. I have faced hard things in the past, and I know what is coming. I will meet this challenge the only way that I know how: head on." "I have licked bigger things than this before, and I will again. No one will ever be able to say that Monica Lewinsky isn't a finisher, that she quit before the job was done. I will work non-stop and fight this, blow by blow, until I am wiped clean of this dirty affair. I will not be stained by it." "Thank you." Monica Lewinsky
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Clinton Gets Pissed
Bill Clinton walks out on to his front porch, and written in urine was ''The president must go.'' Bill Clinton storms into his office and demanded to know who did it. So his two body guards run out to find out who it was. Five hours later the two guards come back in, they told Bill, ''We have some bad news, and we have worse news.'' ''What is the bad news?'' asked Bill.
''Well, the bad news is, we took a urine test, and it was his vice president, Al Gore." "Whats the worst news?" asked Bill. The worst news is that it is Hillary's hand writing!"
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George W. Bush in Israel
George W. Bush was getting off of Airforce One in Israel, when he walked passed Moses, who didn't seem to notice him. He turned to Moses and said, "I am George W. Bush, the President of the USA, the most powerful nation on earth. Why didn't you greet me?" Moses replied, "The last time I spoke to a bush, we starved for 40 years!"
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