Political Jokes

Clinton Gets Pissed

Bill Clinton walks out on to his front porch, and written in urine was ''The president must go.'' Bill Clinton storms into his office and demanded to know who did it. So his two body guards run out to find out who it was. Five hours later the two guards come back in, they told Bill, ''We have some bad news, and we have worse news.'' ''What is the bad news?'' asked Bill.
''Well, the bad news is, we took a urine test, and it was his vice president, Al Gore." "Whats the worst news?" asked Bill. The worst news is that it is Hillary's hand writing!"

Categories: Political Jokes , Profession Jokes (Politician Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes)
Anonymous

George W. Bush in Israel

George W. Bush was getting off of Airforce One in Israel, when he walked passed Moses, who didn't seem to notice him. He turned to Moses and said, "I am George W. Bush, the President of the USA, the most powerful nation on earth. Why didn't you greet me?" Moses replied, "The last time I spoke to a bush, we starved for 40 years!"

Categories: Religion Jokes , Political Jokes (About Republicans)
Anonymous

2021 Warning

2020 ain't shit. Wait till 2021 pops off with a civil war and all you gun haters have to defend your house with a spatula and a dildo.

Categories: Political Jokes (About Democrats)
Anonymous
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