One-Liner Jokes

Women and Kentucky Fried Chicken

Q: Why are women like Kentucky fried chicken?
A: Because when you're finished with the breasts and the thighs all you are left with is a greasy box to put your bone in.

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Conflict of Interest

Having lawyers create laws is like have doctors create diseases!

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Wishful Thinking

You know you're getting old when you back is the only thing that is stiff when you wake up in the morning.

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