One-Liner Jokes

Career Change

"Son, I don't think you're cut out to be a mime." 
"Was it something I said?" Asks the son.

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Women and Kentucky Fried Chicken

Q: Why are women like Kentucky fried chicken?
A: Because when you're finished with the breasts and the thighs all you are left with is a greasy box to put your bone in.

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Conflict of Interest

Having lawyers create laws is like have doctors create diseases!

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