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Shave
My wife asked when we were going out. "After a shave," I told her. "You shaved this morning" she said. "Yeah," I replied "I wasn't talking about me"
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Goldfish Tank
Two goldfish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
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Sleep
I love to sleep. It really is the best of both worlds. You get to be alive and unconscious.
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