One-Liner Jokes

Job Pain

I've got a job paralysing people.
It's back breaking work.

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Written By: KielPhillips

Mail Order Bride

I tried a mail order bride, once, but she was damaged in the mail, and I had to return the unused part for my full refund.

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Anonymous

Hacked and Confused

The first time was after the Target hack, then Home Depot was hit and the most recent was Anthem.
That makes three times I've had to rename my dog.
Ugh!

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