One-Liner Jokes

Skeleton in a Bar

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a beer... and a mop.

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Anonymous

Weak

I don't know why I broke up with my girl at the gym.
Guess we just weren't working out.

Anonymous

Can't Win

My girlfriend got annoyed because I didn't have a pet name for her, then went crazy when I started calling her "Rover"

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