One-Liner Jokes

Hacked and Confused

The first time was after the Target hack, then Home Depot was hit and the most recent was Anthem.
That makes three times I've had to rename my dog.
Ugh!

Anonymous

Garden Water

The gardner said he's going to dig a hole in the garden and fill it with of water....
....he means well.

Anonymous

Cheese Tasting

"I'm going cheese tasting in South America"
"Caracas?"
"Yeah, well I need something to put the cheese on"

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