The One - Liner Results

• The more time you spend in reporting on what you are doing, the less time you have to do it in.
• Stability is achieved when you spend all your time doing nothing but reporting on the nothing you are doing.
• The more trivial your research, the more people will read it and agree. The more vital your research, the less people will understand it.
• The more you run over a cat, the flatter it gets.
• The most important item in an order will no longer be available.
• The most interesting results happen only once.
• The most savage controversies are those about matters as to which there is no good evidence either way.
• The nice thing about standards is that there are so many of them to choose from.
• The number of people watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.
• The obscure a bureaucrat may see eventually; the completely apparent takes forever. 

Elephant Tails

Q: What is grey, has a wand, huge wings and gives wishes to elephants?
A: The tusk fairy!

Live Long

May you live as long as long as you want to, and may you want to as long as you live!