One-Liner Jokes

Brain to Nerves

Q:  How does the brain communicate with the nerves?
A:  With a Cell phone!

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Sweet Revenge

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

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ATM Lady

I was at an ATM and this old lady asked me to help check her balance, so I pushed her over.

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