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Speed of Light
Q: Assume you drive your car at light speed. What happens when you turn on the head lights?
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Disco and Etch-A-Sketch
Disco is to music what Etch-A-Sketch is to art.
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Jacko Bag
Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A: One is made of plastic, and is dangerous for children to play with. The other is used to carry groceries.
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