One-Liner Jokes

Traffic is Light

He has a one-track mind, and the traffic on it is very light.

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Speed of Light

Q: Assume you drive your car at light speed. What happens when you turn on the head lights?

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Disco and Etch-A-Sketch

Disco is to music what Etch-A-Sketch is to art.

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