One-Liner Jokes

Traffic is Light

He has a one-track mind, and the traffic on it is very light.

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Speed of Light

Q: Assume you drive your car at light speed. What happens when you turn on the head lights?

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Jacko Bag

Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A: One is made of plastic, and is dangerous for children to play with. The other is used to carry groceries.

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