One-Liner Jokes

Forest Nav

Q:  How do crazy people get through the forest?
A:  They take the psycho path.

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Postal Scare

I scared the postman today by showing up to the door completely naked. I'm not sure what scared him more, the fact that I was naked or that I knew where he lived

Anonymous

Misunderstood

My lesbian friends got me a Rolex for my birthday.
I don't think they understood when I said "I wanna watch."

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