Vision

I'm tired of wearing glasses, so if you're an optician, contact me.

Some Business One-Liners

• Some of it plus the rest of it is all of it.
• Some see things as they are and ask 'why?'; I dream of things that never were and ask 'why not?'" - George Bernard Shaw
• Someone who thinks logically is a nice contrast to the real world.
• Sometimes I think we are alone in the universe. Sometimes I think we are not. In either case, the thought is quite staggering.
• Sometimes too much drink is not enough.
• Sometimes you're the bird, and sometimes you're the windshield.
• Speak softly and own a big, mean doberman.
• Stay in with the outs.
• Success always occurs in private, and failure in full public view.
• Success can be insured only by devising a defense against failure of the contingency plan. 

Traffic is Light

He has a one-track mind, and the traffic on it is very light.