One-Liner Jokes

Pumpkin Carving

Getting in the mood for Halloween. I've just carved up a pumpkin.
That kid regretted his costume choice.

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Parallel Lines

Parallel lines have so much in common.
It’s a shame they'll never meet.

Anonymous

Definition of a Lawyer

Q:  What's the definition of lawyer?
A:  The larval form of a politician.

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