One-Liner Jokes

Marrying Miss Right

I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was 'Always!'

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Parallel Lines

Parallel lines have so much in common.
It’s a shame they'll never meet.

Anonymous

Shades of Grey

My wife said she wanted to see 50 shades of grey.
So I took a photo of her hair.

Anonymous
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