One-Liner Jokes

Parallel Lines

Parallel lines have so much in common.
It’s a shame they'll never meet.

Anonymous

Shades of Grey

My wife said she wanted to see 50 shades of grey.
So I took a photo of her hair.

Anonymous

Brain to Nerves

Q:  How does the brain communicate with the nerves?
A:  With a Cell phone!

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