One-Liner Jokes

Duck TV

Q: What is a duck's favorite TV show?
A: The feather forecast

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Tom & Jerry

Q:  What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
A:  Mice cubes!

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Exxon Mobil

Q: Is Exxon Mobile restructuring its workforce because of $114 oil?
A: Yes, they had to add 25 Congressmen to the payroll!

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