One-Liner Jokes

Marriage Advice

My marriage counselor said, "When your wife annoys you, go to your happy place." I replied, "That'll make things worse. She hates when I go to the bar."

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Why the Smile?

Q: Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?
A: Because she found out what the big boys eat.

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Old Farmers

Old farmers never die, they just spade away

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