Everything Business Lines

• Everything is always done for the wrong reasons.
• Everything put together sooner or later falls apart.
• Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.
• Everything takes longer than you think.
• Everything tastes more or less like chicken.
• Everything worthwhile is mandatory, prohibited, or taxed.
• Everything you know is wrong, but you can be straightened out.
• Excellence can be attained if you care more than others think is wise, risk more than others think is safe, dream more than others think is practical, expect more than others think is possible.
• Exceptions always outnumber rules.

The Big Picture

It's hard to get the big picture when you have such a small screen.

More Business One Liners

• It is incredible how much intelligence is used in this world to prove nonsense.
• It is later than you think.
• It is morally wrong to allow suckers to keep their money.
• It is not enough to tell me you worked hard to get your gold.
• The devil works hard too.
• It is not how someone measures up. It is how they measure you.
• It is not sufficient to be a success; it is also necessary for your friends to be failures.
• It is not true that life is one thing after another, it's one stupid thing over and over.
• It is okay to be ignorant in some areas, but some people abuse the privilege.
• It is the dead wood that holds up the tree.
• It is when you trip over your own shoes that you start picking up shoes.
• It isn't that they can't see the solution, it's that they can't see the problem.