Let Down

I've never seen the appeal in a threesome. If I wanted to disappoint two people at the same time, I'd have told my parents I was going to university to study theater.

Everything Business Lines

• Everything is always done for the wrong reasons.
• Everything put together sooner or later falls apart.
• Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.
• Everything takes longer than you think.
• Everything tastes more or less like chicken.
• Everything worthwhile is mandatory, prohibited, or taxed.
• Everything you know is wrong, but you can be straightened out.
• Excellence can be attained if you care more than others think is wise, risk more than others think is safe, dream more than others think is practical, expect more than others think is possible.
• Exceptions always outnumber rules.

The Big Picture

It's hard to get the big picture when you have such a small screen.