Business Laws II

Gumperson's Law: The probability of a given event occurring is inversely proportional to its desirability.
H. L. Mencken's Law: Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach.
Martin's Extension: Those who cannot teach, administrate.
Hacker's Law: The belief that enhanced understanding will necessarily stir a nation to action is one of mankind's oldest illusions.
Hall's Laws of Politics: 1) The voters want fewer taxes and more spending. 2) Citizens want honest politicians until they want something fixed. 3) Constituency drives out consistency (i.e., liberals defend military spending, and conservatives social spending in their own districts).
Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.
Hanson's Treatment of Time: There are never enough hours in a day, but always too many days before Saturday.
Harp's Corollary To Estridge's Law: Your "IBM PC-compatible" computer grows more incompatible with every passing moment. 

Conundrum

Do gay agoraphobics come out?

Random Ramblings!

•  A waist is a terrible thing to mind. 
• Air Pollution is a mist-demeanor.
• Atheism - A non-prophet organization. 
• Boycott shampoo!!! Demand True poo! 
• Chemistry professors never die, they just smell that way!
• Clones are people two. 
• COLE'S LAW: Thinly sliced cabbage.
• Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? 
• Energizer bunny arrested, charged with battery.
• Entropy isn't what it used to be. 
• Everyone is entitled to my opinion. 
• Gene Police: "YOU!! Out of the pool!" 
• Ground Beef: Cow With No Legs 
• Help stamp out, delete, and eradicate unnecessary, superfluous redundancy.
• I used to be indecisive; now I'm not sure.
• Microbiology Lab: Staph Only! 
• Mouse... n. elephant built by the Japanese. 
• My reality check just bounced.
• No sense being pessimistic. It wouldn't work anyway. 
• Rap is to music what Etch-a-Sketch is to art. 
• Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses. 
• So, what IF there were no hypothetical questions hypothetically...