One-Liner Jokes

Let Down

I've never seen the appeal in a threesome. If I wanted to disappoint two people at the same time, I'd have told my parents I was going to university to study theater.

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Written By: KielPhillips

The Big Picture

It's hard to get the big picture when you have such a small screen.

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Submitted BY: Anonymous

Detective 101

Just read The Life of Pi. What a load of shit. I learned nothing about what it's like to be a private investigator.

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Written By: KielPhillips
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