One Liners - Business

• Just because you are paranoid doesn't mean they are not out to get you.
• Just when you get going, someone injects a dose of reality with a large needle.
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it anymore.
• Just when you think you've won the rat race, along come faster rats.
• Knowledge based on external evidence is unreliable.
• Laziness is the mother of nine inventions out of ten.
• Leakproof seals will.
• Learn to be sincere. Even if you have to fake it.
• Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.
• Leftover nuts never match leftover bolts.

Expression

Just been to see a kangaroo that can perform mime.
It was a Marceau-pial.

Uni Zoo

A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog. It was a Shih Tzu.