One-Liner Jokes

Disco and Etch-A-Sketch

Disco is to music what Etch-A-Sketch is to art.

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Wookie Down

The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak, but it was a little Chewie.

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One Liners - Business

  • Just because you are paranoid doesn't mean they are not out to get you.
  • Just when you get going, someone injects a dose of reality with a large needle.
  • Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it anymore.
  • Just when you think you've won the rat race, along come faster rats.
  • Knowledge based on external evidence is unreliable.
  • Laziness is the mother of nine inventions out of ten.
  • Leakproof seals will.
  • Learn to be sincere. Even if you have to fake it.
  • Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.
  • Leftover nuts never match leftover bolts.

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