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Disco and Etch-A-Sketch
Disco is to music what Etch-A-Sketch is to art.
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Wookie Down
The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak, but it was a little Chewie.
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One Liners - Business
- Just because you are paranoid doesn't mean they are not out to get you.
- Just when you get going, someone injects a dose of reality with a large needle.
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it anymore.
- Just when you think you've won the rat race, along come faster rats.
- Knowledge based on external evidence is unreliable.
- Laziness is the mother of nine inventions out of ten.
- Leakproof seals will.
- Learn to be sincere. Even if you have to fake it.
- Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.
- Leftover nuts never match leftover bolts.
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