One-Liner Jokes

Man's Foreplay

Q:  What's a man's idea of foreplay?
A:  A half-hour of begging.

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Greek Yogurt

Bought a Greek style yogurt. When I opened it there was just a note inside that said "IOU one yogurt"

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Computer's Attention Span

The attention span of a computer is as long as its electrical cord.

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