Underground Bird

Q: What do you call a bird that lives underground?
A: A mynah bird!

Lofty Prayers

My cousin sells mines disguised as prayer mats. According to him, prophets are going through the roof!

Business One-Liners

• Never bet on a loser because you think his luck is about to change.
• Never buy from a rich salesman.
• Never do anything you wouldn't be caught dead doing.
• Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.
• Never eat prunes when you are famished.
• Never get so busy making a living that you forget to make a life.
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
• Never insult an alligator until after you have crossed the river.
• Never invest in anything that eats.
• Never kick a man unless he's down.