Business One-Liners

• Never bet on a loser because you think his luck is about to change.
• Never buy from a rich salesman.
• Never do anything you wouldn't be caught dead doing.
• Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.
• Never eat prunes when you are famished.
• Never get so busy making a living that you forget to make a life.
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
• Never insult an alligator until after you have crossed the river.
• Never invest in anything that eats.
• Never kick a man unless he's down.

Water Bill

My friend can't afford to pay his water bill anymore...
...so I sent him a card, "Get well soon."

Liberal News

Studies show that liberals like us are less susceptible to 'fake news'
I read it on Facebook.