One-Liner Jokes

Personal Trainer

I have a personal trainer. She makes me chase rabbits though the woods three times a day at a dead run. Also, she has 4 legs and a tail.

Anonymous

Cone Deaf

I was completely shocked today when my doctor told me I was color blind.
It came completely out of the green.

Anonymous

Conundrum

Do gay agoraphobics come out?

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