One-Liner Jokes

Touched By Dallas Cowgirl

Q: What's the smart thing to do if a Dallas Cowgirl touches you?
A: Touchback.

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Underground Bird

Q: What do you call a bird that lives underground?
A: A mynah bird!

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Lofty Prayers

My cousin sells mines disguised as prayer mats. According to him, prophets are going through the roof!

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