One-Liner Jokes

The Cannibal

Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
A: He wiped his arse on a leaf.

Categories: One-Liner Jokes , Riddles
Copyright © 2013 - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Anonymous

Bridge

Q: Why is sex like a bridge game?
A: You don't need a partner if you have a good hand.

Copyright © 2013 - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Anonymous

Mixology

I was always told never to mix my drinks.
Probably why I lost my job at the cocktail bar.

Copyright © 2015 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: KielPhillips
Trackuser=No (Robot detected) |IsRobot=Yes |

Page rendered in 0.2075 seconds