One-Liner Jokes

Gone in a Flash

There's a person going round robbing houses in a Superman costume
Police are telling the public to be on the lookout for the "Man of Steal"

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Worst Person

You are not the worst person in the world, but until one worse comes along, you'll do.

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The Lizard of Oz!

Q: What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house?
A: The Lizard of Oz!

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