Doing the Job Right

Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security.

Great One-Liners

One-liners worth passing on

• Better to be occasionally cheated than perpetually suspicious.
• In two words I can sum up everything I've learned about life. SHIT HAPPENS!.
• Accept than some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.
• The best vitamin for making friends: B1.
• If you can't be the tablecloth, don't be the dishrag.
• I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
• I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves.
• I'm not just a gardener, I'm a Plant Manager.
• On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.
• You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

Clean-Up

The broom I bought is useless. All brooms are useless!
That's a sweeping generalisation