One-Liner Jokes

A Question of Time

Q:  Why don't women need to wear watches?
A:  There's a clock on the oven!

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Gifts

I Will answer all your texts and emails as soon as I get back from the cuddly toy convention.
Bear with me

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Test Results

My doctor told me I had liver disease.
Better than having dier disease I suppose.

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