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Density
My girlfriend must be calculating velocity
She called and said that she needs time & distance
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Discipline
Let a pig and a boy have everything they want, and you'll get a good pig and a bad boy.
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Organ Party
Been to a fancy dress party where the theme was genitals. You should have seen some of the people there, they were dressed like dicks.
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