One-Liner Jokes

Jellybean

Q: Why did the jellybean jump off the cliff ?
A: Because he wanted to be a smarty!

Categories: One-Liner Jokes , Riddles
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Density

My girlfriend must be calculating velocity
She called and said that she needs time & distance

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Discipline

Let a pig and a boy have everything they want, and you'll get a good pig and a bad boy.

Categories: One-Liner Jokes
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