One-Liner Jokes

Morse Code

My life completely changed after I learned Morse Code.
Last night, for example, I couldn't fall asleep because the rain kept telling me to go fuck myself.

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Naming Children

After having quadruplets, the mother named them... Adolph, Rudolph, Getoff, and Stayoff.

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Fishing

My Chinese girlfriend, Ang Ling is amazing at fishing.

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