Old Feller in for a Checkup

One day an older fella was in for a checkup.
After his examination, his doctor was amazed.
"holy cow! Mr. Edwards, I must say that you are in the greatest shape of any 64 year old I have ever examined!"
"did I say I was 64?"
"Well, no, did I read your chart wrong?"
"damn straight you did! I'm 85!"
"85!! Unbelievable! You would be in great shape if you were25! How old was your father when he died?"
"did I say he was dead?"
"You mean..."
"Damn straight! He's 106 and going strong!"
"my Lord! What a healthy family you must come from! How long did your grandfather live?"
"did I say he was dead?"
"no! You can't mean..."
"Damn straight! He's 126, and getting married next week!"
"126! Truly amazing, Mr. Edwards. But gee, I wouldn't think a man would want to get married at that age!"
"did I say he wanted to get married?..."

Forget Me Not

President George W. Bush decides it is time to do some public relations at a local Washington DC nursing home. The President begins his "tour" down the main hallway and passes by a little old man who doesn't seem to notice him. Sensing this, President Bush backtracks to the resident and asks, "Do you know who I am?" The little old man looks up from his walker and says, "No, but if you go to the front desk, they will tell you your name."

Old Magicians

Old magicians never die, they just they just change color.