Money Jokes - Robber Jokes

Change

A crook mistakenly made a counterfeit $8 bill instead of a $10 bill. He decided to try it out anyway. He went to the teller at the local bank and asked for change. The teller looked at the $8 bill and gave the crook two $4 bills as change.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Money Jokes (Robber Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Criminal Jokes)
Anonymous

We've Been Robbed!

A farmer and his daughter were coming back from town with their money from some sales and a large sack of flour when all of a sudden these highway men held them up and robbed them of everything. A few minutes later the farmer exclaims, "We're ruined, all the money's gone and there's no flour for bread!" His daughter says, "No, papa, I hid the money in my you-know-what." The farmer said, "You're a good girl, but if your mamma was here - she could have saved the sack of flour as well!"

Categories: Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Money Jokes (Robber Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Profession Jokes (Farmer Jokes)
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Anonymous

Fired From Bank Job

Lem: ''I got fired from my job as a bank guard.'' Clem: ''That's awful. What happened?'' Lem: ''Well a thief came in to rob a bank. I drew my gun. I told him that if he took one more step, I'd let him have it.'' Clem: ''What did thief do then?'' Lem: ''He took one more step so I let him have it. I didn't want that stupid gun anyhow!''

Categories: Money Jokes (Robber Jokes) , Work & Office Jokes (You're Fired)
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