Money Jokes - Robber Jokes

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A Texan convicted of robbery worked out a deal to pay $9,600 in damages rather than serve a two-year prison sentence. For payment, he provided the court a forged check. He got his prison term back, plus eight more years.

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Floating Television

Q: What do you say when you see your television floating at night?
A: "Drop it nigga."

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