Math & Science Jokes

How to Fall in Love

Scientist 1: What do we need to make people fall in love?
Scientist 2: It's so obvious... We will go cheap... Buy a bag of Hershey's Kisses! 
Scientist 1: ... I should of known that ...

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A Day Off

Q: What do you get when you cross Iron Man and Matthew Broderick?
A: Ferrous Bueller

Anonymous

Don't Jump

A physicist sees a young man about to jump off the roof of his building. Just before the man jumps, the physicist yells: "Don't do it! You have so much potential!"

Anonymous
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